Fuck You & the Xmas Trees - S.S.F.D.

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this has nothing to do with presents

there's nothing worse than your kids

get on your knees and make a wish

now suck santa's fat dick


gotta go to every house

and be sneakier than a mouse

it's an ancient elfish trick

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i've been working for free for way too long

your cookies taste like shit

your parenting went all wrong

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wont be any need for mistletoe

you suburban housewife ho

now say a prayer to old saint nick

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santa doesn't even care if you're black or white

only gets to have fun for just one night

so if you ever want presents again

better do what santa says



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except i won't give you free drinks

it's similar but instead

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