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AAHHHH - P.E.T.A.

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I was looking for a diet

I found PETA, thought I'd try it

Now instead of eating animals

I turned into a cannibal



Now I don't eat steak or veal

But I can still have a tasty meal

I like the taste of flesh

Its an acquired taste I guess



Its been six months since I started

People think I'm retarded

Veggie burgers taste like shit

But humans well make up for it



I don't hurt plants or trees

I feel like I've got a disease

The fish stay in the sea

The hippies all like me



Its hard not to savor

The taste of my neighbor

The cops are after me

Because I'm always hungry



I was looking for a diet

I found PETA, thought I'd try it

Now instead of eating animals

I turned into a cannibal


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