Fuck You & the Xmas Trees - Jingle Bells II 

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it's Christmas and i'm drunk

i got presents in the trunk

can't force unwilling friends to go

Xmas music on the radio

gotta save my grandma from

my aunts and my uncles my sisters and my brothers

and ho, ho, ho



Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells 2


Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells 2


taking Grandma with me

and there's nothing you can do



it's Christmas and i'm punk

i've got Grandma in the trunk

she's freaking out, but i don't care

there's just no room for her wheelchair

gotta save her from my aunts and my uncles

and my brothers and my sisters and my nieces 

and it's just not fair



Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells 2


Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells 2


it's Jingle Bells again, motherfucker part 2



the music really sucked

their sweaters were the worst

i hate celine dion

this family's fucking cursed



now we're home

safe and sound

Grandma's finally coming around

got her a present, what's inside?

a new wheelchair for her to ride 

ride away from the aunts and the uncles and the brothers

and the sisters, and the mother, the fathers the cousins, the nephews, the neices, 

the aunts, the uncles, the brothers, and sisters,

the third cousin once removed



Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells 2


Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells 2


it's happening again

it could happen to you


Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells 2


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