AAHHHH - I Ate Ronald Reagan

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Out late last night, I was on the prowl

I started getting hungry, my stomach started to growl



Then who should I see?

Staring back at me

Ex-President of the United States



I ate Ronald Reagan

I ate Ronald Reagan last December

I ate Ronald Reagan

I ate Ronald Reagan but he didn't remember



He invited me in, then he left me alone

He must have forgotten, I was in his home



Then who should I see?

Staring back at me Ex-First Lady of the United States


I ate Ronald Reagan

I ate Ronald Reagan last December

I ate Ronald Reagan

I ate Ronald Reagan but he didn't remember



I snuck into his library when he wasn't looking

I stabbed him in the back then I started cooking

His muscles were frail, his body was stale

But that’s alright with me

I just ate the V.I.P.



I ate Ronald Reagan

I ate Ronald Reagan last December

I ate Ronald Reagan

I ate Ronald Reagan but he didn't remember



I ate Nancy Reagan

I ate Nancy Reagan last December

I ate Nancy Reagan

I ate Nancy Reagan but she doesn't have Alzheimer’s


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