AAHHHH - Hamburgers

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Fuck George Forman, I like ‘em greasy

20 parts lean 80 parts beefy

Mad cow disease I don’t give a shit

15 years and I still live with it



Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)

I like you ground up on a bun

Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)

You taste better with A1



Hamburgers morning noon and night

Hamburgers what a tasty delight

Hamburgers patty full of flavor

Hamburgers the taste that I savor



Fuck veggie burgers and vegetarians

I get my food from veterinarians

Gotta feed the cows well before they kill them

Slaughter and pack them and then you grill em



Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)

I like you ground up on a bun

Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)

You taste better with A1



Hamburgers morning noon and night

Hamburgers what a tasty delight

Hamburgers patty full of flavor

Hamburgers the taste that I savor



I don’t watch my calories

I don’t count my carbs

I don’t overcook 

Cause I’m not a retard


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